Journey, Limerick, Alliteration

I’ve come to the end of the line

My schizophrenia is on the decline

When I started it was severe

But my therapist is a dear

Now all four of us are fine

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Our shopping trips are often adventurous

The butchers temper is always calamitous

It wasn’t hard to see

How to get our food for free

That’s when he threw the big ham at us

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I really looked forward to my first journey

Three weeks escape from being an attorney

I drove to the airport too fast

Now my leg is waiting for a caste

I’m lying in emergency on a gurney

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My new interest has become a debilitation

I really need to overcome my frustration

I treated Learn to Blog as an odyssey

But sometimes it becomes very odd you see

By the way what the hell is ‘alliteration?’

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Secret Santa.”

Hello everyone. I am new to this format but am looking forward to a long and happy involvement with you all.

I saw The DP’s prompt and thought it was a great way to start my new adventure. I thought of all the people who would benefit from my Secret Santa and there were too many to choose from. Eventually I settled on the one person who I genuinely feel deserves a gift the most.

To the guy who is involved with a business called NetDigitalinc.com and is promoting a product called Evergreen (Anytime Profits) I bought the product, it looked good on the video and as an experienced IM’r I went ahead based on the refund statement as a backup.

After downloading it the link wouldn’t work, I asked for a refund, was promised one in 4 days..etc, etc I’m sure you know where I’m coming from.

My gift would be a dynamite shaped vessel filled with the appropriate recipe and if Santa is willing could it be inserted enema style into a suitable orifice with the fuse already lit.

Enjoy Mr. Evergreen because I’m going to enjoy it even more.

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Yellow.”